• first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
  • end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

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brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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fuckyeahtattoos:

Tattoo by Mark Stewart of Four Aces Tattoo in South Australia. Custom design done on fellow tattoo artist Jessi Lee. Thanks for looking :)
https://www.facebook.com/fouracestat
Instagram: @markstew_art

fuckyeahtattoos:

Tattoo by Mark Stewart of Four Aces Tattoo in South Australia. Custom design done on fellow tattoo artist Jessi Lee. Thanks for looking :)

https://www.facebook.com/fouracestat

Instagram: @markstew_art

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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HELL YEAH IT’S SLEEPOVER FRIDAY

lonestiles:

ceilingfires:

send in your:

  • confessions
  • stories about your crushes/friends/etc
  • pleas for advice
  • secrets
  • bad pickup lines
  • funny or embarrassing stories 
  • sexy or interesting questions
  • selfies
  • just talk to me
  • ask me shit
  • whatever you want yo

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vantassassin:

feferipeixes:

skizzimi:

frolita-san:

kankri-in-a-christmas-sweater:

do you ever think about homestuck and then realize that this thing right here

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is the thing that people are incredibly attracted to

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gunna fuck that so hard

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(Source: nintendohshit)

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frogbum:

showing my art to people like image

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premiumcountryside:

It’s terrifying. It looks like the real life version of a video game graphic glitch.

premiumcountryside:

It’s terrifying. It looks like the real life version of a video game graphic glitch.

(Source: charldecon)

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crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

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happyds:

OKAy I know Ive been rly inactive and IM SORRY I did promise myself Id post AT LEAST SOMETHING BEFORE I GO AWAY NEXT WEEK FOR MY BIRTHDAY TRIP, so yeah Im late LOL figures but I hope yall HAD a great 413 u w u !!

happyds:

OKAy I know Ive been rly inactive and IM SORRY I did promise myself Id post AT LEAST SOMETHING BEFORE I GO AWAY NEXT WEEK FOR MY BIRTHDAY TRIP, so yeah Im late LOL figures but I hope yall HAD a great 413 u w u !!

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